For you non-pregnant folks, be prepared for this question as soon as people find out you are expecting.
Before they couldn't careless if you're hungry or not but as soon as they hear the word "Pregnant".....are you hungry, do you want a piece of cake, icecream? and they never take no for an answer either. Your mouth must be moving at all times and that is the only way they'll have it.
A perfect example of this.
Kwame and i went to a house warming get together and the lady of the house was busy feeling up her dog on the couch, just in her own little world and i was chilling with the guys. One of the friends asked Kwame if everybody knows and of course people were like know what?. He told them that we were expecting. The woman put the dog down instantly and come over and gave me a big hug and well wishes. That was cool, it was when she asked me if i wanted something to eat i was like WTF? i been here for 2 hours and she didn't offer me squat all of a sudden she wants to feed me?
I kept telling her i was ok, because really i was. I ate at mom's before going to their house but you know determination is a biatch she didn't stop asking me if i was sure untill i gave in and accepted the ice cream. I saw her again at a house party and she had this weird look (kind a scary) and a baby voice "remember the baby will tell me if you are not giving her treats". In my head i was like what the hell is wrong with this psycho? I just smiled at her and walked off.
My teacher would hide and give me a sandwhich or a chocolate bar because the other students were wondering why i'm getting special treatment lol. That i didn't mind because by the time i get to school i was hungry so those sandwiches were helpful.
People also thought i was too small in size to be pregnant. Oh you have to eat more. UHMMM for what? I'm not hungry, i have no appetite so why force myself to eat?
Now i'm eating everyting insight and those people are nowhere to be found with the food steeeeeeeeeeeeeeups.
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LMAO.. Oh wow.. The lady with the dog has me cracking up over here.. Is true dem don't know you well hungry belly long time is you being skinny fooling dem..
ReplyDeleteLOL..dem eh offer yuh de right ting yet...
ReplyDeletea Carib, Red Stripe and a shot of rum
or better yet...I drinking something called Rooiboos tea.....I swear de ting have a blend of Mary Jane in it....YUH WANT SOME????
ReplyDeletei buy it off de shelf in de office catalogue eh....just before yuh feel i was by some backyard shop......
and de whole office drinking it..
LOL
Rooibos, (pronounced /ˈrɔɪbɒs/, like "roy-boss"), Afrikaans for "red bush"; scientific name Aspalathus linearis) is a broom-like member of the legume family of plants.
To hear pronunciation click here: Rooibos
The plant is used to make a herbal tea called rooibos tea, bush tea (esp. southern Africa), redbush tea (esp. UK), South African red tea (esp. USA), or red tea. The product has been popular in southern Africa for generations and is now consumed in many countries.
and it GRADED too...watch dem talk bout HIGH GRADE
Rooibos grades are largely related to the percentage "needle" or leaf to stem content in the mix. A higher leaf content will result in a darker liquor, richer flavour and less "dusty" after taste. The high grade rooibos is exported and does not reach local markets, with major consumers being EU, particulary Germany, where it is used in creating flavoured blends for loose leaf tea markets. There are however, a small number of specialty tea companies within South Africa who are now producing similar blends.